1. wake up next to a pretty boy with vodka breath

2. have warm beer and cold pizza for breakfast

3. kick him out

4. listen to sonic youth and take polaroids of yourself

5. play uffie on your iphone

6. fluff up your already perfectly messy hair

7. reapply eye-liner to blend with yesterdays leftovers on your eyelid

8. chanel lipstick

9. put on ripped tights with more holes than material

10. skimpy dress

11. studded wedges

12. go to hipster nightclub

13. fuck busy p

14. dance with atlanta, peaches, cory, cobrasnake and other hipster icons

15. get ‘twatted on a cocktail of class a’s’

16. stumble home in arms of a dirty manhattan ‘artist’

17. rinse and repeat the next day

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